BUY ↗

A VERY SERIOUS SOLANA ASSET*

ANSMOO

ANSMOO, a badly drawn bull standing proudly
CLICK THE BULL
5 TIMES ↗

THE BULL HAS NO PLAN.
ONLY UP.

*NOT ACTUALLY SERIOUS. HE CAN'T READ.
BUY ANSMOO ↗ DEXSCREENER ↗ X TG
ANSMOO • BULLISH • ANSMOO • BULLISH • ANSMOO • BULLISH • 
01 ABOUT ANSMOO

A BULL DRAWN
WITH ZERO
MARKET SENSE.

ANSMOO is a badly drawn bull who believes every chart goes up if you rotate your phone hard enough.

He has no roadmap, no complex thesis, and absolutely no idea what a candlestick is.

— ANSMOO
(probably)
NO ROADMAP
JUST MOO
ANSMOO relaxing under a tree in a hand-drawn countryside
LIVE FOOTAGE OF THE DEV WORKING.
02 WHY ANSMOO

THE FUNDAMENTALS
ARE UNBELIEVABLE.

Mostly because we made them up.

01

0%
BRAINS

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02

100%
BULLISH

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03

NEVER CHECKS
THE CHART

×
04

ONLY
KNOWS UP

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04 HOW TO BUY

COMPLICATED?
ABSOLUTELY NOT.

  1. 1GET SOLAsk politely.
  2. 2OPEN PUMP.FUNTry not to panic.
  3. 3FIND ANSMOOThere he is.
  4. 4BECOME BULLISHBrain optional.
BUY THE BADLY DRAWN BULL ↗

WE HAVE NO ALPHA.

COME MOO
WITH US.

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